Trump accused of keeping Gordie Howe Bridge closed

Trump: “We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan”


Things vis-a-vis Trump’s rapidly shrinking brain are getting out of hand. We may forget his shit retention problems, Trump will soon be unable to spit out a sentence.

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The Gordie Howe International Bridge is complete, but its opening has been delayed due to unspecified and unknown “outstanding issues”.

In February, Trump demanded in a social media post that Canada hand over at least half ownership of the Gordie Howe Bridge to the U.S. government and accept other unspecified demands. A scheduled ribbon-cutting was cancelled. Canada financed the bridge’s construction. The project was negotiated by Rick Snyder, former Republican governor of Michigan, and work has been underway since 2018 and cost close to $4.4 billion.



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Narcissus fell in love with his own reflection in a pool of water. Donald Trump is finding that his effort to overhaul the Lincoln ⁠Memorial reflecting pool in Washington has turned into a perverse tourist attraction and a 2,028 ft metaphor of his many failures.

Trump declared the rehabilitation complete, with an “American flag blue” coating in time for the 250th anniversary of independence on 4 July.

On Monday afternoon a massive algae bloom had turned the pool a puke green with large chunks of paint floating to the surface. It also stank, but that didn’t deter a steady flow of onlookers snapping photos and TV crews doing eyewitness interviews with a background of armed National Guards. Trump claims, without evidence, his pet pool was sabotaged. Others say his $14.7m no bid contract was a fraud.

Its said the pool needs to be drained again, the faulty coating removed and a new one applied. The entire project needs to be redone.

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Workers have removed Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center, less than six months after it went up, complying with a judge’s ruling that the performing arts landmark cannot be renamed without an act of Congress. The work began around 1.20am local time, hours after the Department of Justice said the government would miss a court-ordered deadline.

Trump in February announced a two-year closure of the centre for a major renovation. He stacked the governing board and decreed his name would adorn the building. He has made a broader push to reshape Washington’s monumental core, including plans for 75m arch and a 8,400sq.m ballroom on the site of the East Wing of the White House

“Is he tipping sideways so he can fill his diaper? The guy behind him seems to try to back up a few steps.”

Headlines about Trump’s health were in the news after the 79-year-old visited the Walter Reed Hospital in Maryland for his annual physical. The day later, a video of POTUS is going viral.


The user who shared it wrote: “Trump stood here for no reason, waving to an imaginary crowd.”

“Taking a dump in his diapers or awaiting a weekly pre-arranged sniper?”

Trump falling asleep all the time is one thing. Shitting himself pushes the envelope. He needs a CAT scan of his shrinking, senile brain. That will prove he is unfit for the office.

The latest follows more photos that appear to show he’s wearing diapers.


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Albino Trump buffalo a big draw

An albino Trump buffalo has been drawing big crowds from across Bangladesh since he arrived at the national zoo last week.

After a video of the pale horned mammal went viral on social media, crowds of people started showing up at the farm outside Dhaka to see for themselves.

Scheduled for Eid al-Adha sacrifice, the albino buffalo was spared after a last-minute government intervention. The nearly 700kg beast had already been sold for ritual slaughter when authorities stepped in.

Despite a massive heat wave, crowds line up to see buffalo Trump.

The buffalo’s former owner said the Trump buffalo was docile/lazy and required constant feeding and upkeep.


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