{"id":23463,"date":"2026-05-17T18:23:53","date_gmt":"2026-05-17T18:23:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gangsterismout.com\/?p=23463"},"modified":"2026-05-17T18:40:10","modified_gmt":"2026-05-17T18:40:10","slug":"separatists-keystone-cops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gangsterismout.com\/?p=23463","title":{"rendered":"Separatists = Keystone Cops"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alberta\u2019s separatist movement is driven by religious fringe groups, internet influencers, and right-wing political nuts. Despite making noise, the movement has been widely criticized as a &#8216;clown show&#8217; due to extreme antics, online disinformation, and legal pushback.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6Orde7FtHh0?si=BLnV03SQLgBE4mhn\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<table><TR><\/p>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gangsterismout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/keystone-cops-prop-hupmobile.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" \/><\/td>\n<td>Evangelical David Parker&#8217;s Centurion Project leaked a stolen voter&#8217;s list exposing the personal data of 2.8m Albertans.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>The separatist petition to force an independence referendum has been struck down due to complaints regarding First Nations rights and lack of constitutionality. Allegations of foreign influence are backed up by rubbish from the traitors themselves. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gangsterismout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/86cd3807023904300cd6ba46d0cfc45e-silent-film-comedians.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"236\" height=\"315\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23464\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gangsterismout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/86cd3807023904300cd6ba46d0cfc45e-silent-film-comedians.jpg 236w, https:\/\/gangsterismout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/86cd3807023904300cd6ba46d0cfc45e-silent-film-comedians-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 236px) 100vw, 236px\" \/><br \/>\nRecent public opinion polling suggests real support for outright secession tops out at a maximum 30%. The fools behind the separatist movement have increasingly dominated political discourse in Alberta while 7 in 10 citizens living there know they are idiots.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gangsterismout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/test-curve.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"220\" height=\"165\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23474\" \/><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gangsterismout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/kop.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"570\" height=\"431\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gangsterismout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/kop.png 570w, https:\/\/gangsterismout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/kop-300x227.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gangsterismout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/DaniDitch.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"581\" height=\"679\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23477\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gangsterismout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/DaniDitch.png 581w, https:\/\/gangsterismout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/DaniDitch-257x300.png 257w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 581px) 100vw, 581px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alberta\u2019s separatist movement is driven by religious fringe groups, internet influencers, and right-wing political nuts. Despite making noise, the movement has been widely criticized as a &#8216;clown show&#8217; due to extreme antics, online disinformation, and legal pushback. Evangelical David Parker&#8217;s Centurion Project leaked a stolen voter&#8217;s list exposing the personal data of 2.8m Albertans. 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